Michael Casher, indie author, scourge of booksellers everywhere.
Striking fear in the hearts of literary agents, traditional publishers and the Illuminati, worldwide.
A popular "urban legend" tells us that this guy managed to sneak into the 21st Century as a 49-year-old boy, unscathed by life. But "rural legend" has it that this hick boy turned into an indie author and was never heard from again. I think the "rural legend" is the correct one since "urban" means "pertaining to a city" and Michael Casher was born in Appalachia and was last spotted there. Which makes the term "urban legend" about as stupid as you can get.